1 00:02:51,020 --> 00:02:52,180 Mrs. Barnes, I'm finished. 2 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:57,440 I'll be back week after next to clean out the filter. 3 00:02:59,940 --> 00:03:04,580 Hey, don't go. Put some oil on my back. I need some slime back there. 4 00:03:05,460 --> 00:03:07,180 Wait a minute. Have a drink first. 5 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,760 Well... Here, have a drink. 6 00:03:14,100 --> 00:03:16,600 I'm sure you don't have anything else to do today. 7 00:03:17,360 --> 00:03:18,640 No, it was the last stop. 8 00:03:19,340 --> 00:03:20,340 Have a seat. 9 00:03:20,490 --> 00:03:21,490 I'm not going to buy it. 10 00:03:23,190 --> 00:03:24,710 Thank you. 11 00:03:31,370 --> 00:03:32,370 Okay. 12 00:03:42,470 --> 00:03:46,470 Yeah, you know, if you don't clean those pillars out about once a month, they 13 00:03:46,470 --> 00:03:49,550 get kind of hard and dirty. 14 00:03:50,300 --> 00:03:51,300 Pretty filtered. 15 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,440 Wait now, don't go. 16 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:00,560 Marie, 17 00:04:03,940 --> 00:04:05,060 I got it. 18 00:04:07,220 --> 00:04:11,360 Well, well, Mohammed, you finally decided to come to the mountains with 19 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:17,519 You ran out of locations I see. 20 00:04:19,760 --> 00:04:23,820 I was just watching one of my old movies on television. 21 00:08:41,450 --> 00:08:42,450 Mrs. Barnes? 22 00:08:42,650 --> 00:08:46,350 Yeah? Can I ask you something I've been wanting to ask you for a long, long 23 00:08:46,350 --> 00:08:48,070 time? Sure you can. 24 00:08:48,850 --> 00:08:50,450 I mean, you won't get offended or nothing. 25 00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:51,990 No. 26 00:08:53,730 --> 00:08:54,730 What's your first name? 27 00:08:55,730 --> 00:08:56,730 Agnes. 28 00:08:57,690 --> 00:08:58,690 Oh. 29 00:09:00,730 --> 00:09:01,810 It's my mother's name. 30 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:03,750 I gotta go. 31 00:09:07,110 --> 00:09:09,890 I'll be back next week to clean the filter. 32 00:09:10,900 --> 00:09:11,900 Okay. 33 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:29,640 I'm just fine. 34 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,760 Better than I felt all week. 35 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:34,880 What's that supposed to mean, Agnes? 36 00:09:35,420 --> 00:09:37,300 Are you on the booze again? 37 00:09:38,510 --> 00:09:40,490 I told you to lay off that stuff. 38 00:09:40,870 --> 00:09:45,570 If I lay off the sex and booze, what's left I can't sing. 39 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:53,970 Honey, what you need is something to occupy your time, like tennis or 40 00:09:53,970 --> 00:09:57,090 golf. I prefer the swimming pool. 41 00:09:58,550 --> 00:10:00,150 What do you do for kicks? 42 00:10:00,490 --> 00:10:01,630 Now, Agnes. 43 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:07,780 You know I haven't had my hands on anything strange for a whole year. 44 00:10:09,620 --> 00:10:15,080 Ever since my brother gave you that big plus job, you've been shooting on 45 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,080 location. 46 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:46,040 You don't have any reason to say something like that about Maggie Agnes. 47 00:10:47,060 --> 00:10:50,660 You have absolutely no reason to call her a tramp. 48 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:53,800 Why, she's just a kid. 49 00:10:54,680 --> 00:10:56,340 Fresh out of college. 50 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,740 She was born a business. 51 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:03,720 You know, like becoming a strip girl. 52 00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,160 A strip girl she already is. 53 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,180 And pretty fresh. 54 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,660 Come off it, Agnes. 55 00:11:14,340 --> 00:11:17,160 She's a damn good secretary. 56 00:11:17,980 --> 00:11:19,640 And you know it. 57 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:27,900 In fact, she is absolutely sensational. 58 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:34,700 Mama can be sensational, too, if you give her half a chance. 59 00:11:35,560 --> 00:11:38,340 Who wants to lay your mama? 60 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:40,620 You know what I mean, idiot. 61 00:11:40,920 --> 00:11:46,260 Now let me tell you something else, Talpanova. Unless you get your fanny 62 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:53,080 lot more often at a reasonable hour, that 63 00:11:53,080 --> 00:11:58,500 aspiring script girl, secretary of yours, better learn a lot more tricks. 64 00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,620 Like how to finance your expensive taste. 65 00:12:01,920 --> 00:12:06,700 Because unless you're home tonight on time for... 66 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:08,430 A service call. 67 00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:13,890 This little script girl is going to write a whole new scene. 68 00:12:14,370 --> 00:12:20,710 Now, Agnes, you know there's only one person in the whole world for me. 69 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:33,170 Now, now, here's this. 70 00:12:33,610 --> 00:12:35,510 Be home on time tonight. 71 00:12:36,160 --> 00:12:39,000 Or don't come home at all. And I mean it. 72 00:12:41,800 --> 00:12:44,900 I think she means it this time, doll. 73 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:47,840 We'd better cool it. Like now. 74 00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:52,780 If Vance never finds out you've been two -timing him with his sister, he'll 75 00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:53,960 bounce you right out of here. 76 00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:58,700 Oh, that guy is a real bastard. 77 00:12:59,000 --> 00:13:00,560 The only way to cool Mr. 78 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:03,520 Garrick is to frame him so he wouldn't dare make a move. 79 00:13:04,420 --> 00:13:05,420 Yeah. 80 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:12,390 As executive director of Flagstone Films, he has a lot more to lose than I 81 00:13:12,930 --> 00:13:17,250 Remember that near scandal with the Italian actress at the Cannes Film 82 00:13:17,690 --> 00:13:18,690 Yeah. 83 00:13:20,290 --> 00:13:21,290 That's it. 84 00:13:21,490 --> 00:13:24,550 His weakness for young broads. 85 00:13:24,830 --> 00:13:29,330 Oh, Mary Magdalene, I know why Christ liked you. 86 00:13:29,770 --> 00:13:32,250 You're a real sharp chick. 87 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:42,070 What do you mean they don't answer? 88 00:13:42,670 --> 00:13:44,790 It's after lunch. Ring again, damn it! 89 00:13:47,250 --> 00:13:48,810 I came up the hard way. 90 00:13:49,290 --> 00:13:53,070 All we ever had was Nickelodeons to bring him in when I was a kid. And we 91 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:54,070 enterprising. 92 00:13:55,730 --> 00:13:56,730 We had imagination. 93 00:13:59,790 --> 00:14:03,830 Today all these robots we call producers can do is take a successful idea and 94 00:14:03,830 --> 00:14:04,830 kill it. 95 00:14:05,090 --> 00:14:06,090 A true genius. 96 00:14:06,790 --> 00:14:08,550 A man that recognizes a good idea. 97 00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:15,600 or that little extra match that distinguishes a potential star from an 98 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:16,700 run -of -the -mill performer. 99 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:21,620 Take that jerk husband of my sister's. He actually thinks he's a producer just 100 00:14:21,620 --> 00:14:23,840 because I let him put a fancy title on the door. 101 00:14:24,260 --> 00:14:28,560 You'd think all it takes to be a genius is just to stick a title on the door. 102 00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:30,260 Right, Chief. 103 00:14:30,720 --> 00:14:35,200 I mean, some idiots just do think that way. 104 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,740 Now, what do you think of little Hannah, Chief? 105 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:42,900 Wouldn't she make a beautiful little Indian squaw and red -run the buffalos? 106 00:14:43,460 --> 00:14:45,820 Well, let's see. What's your name again, little lady? 107 00:14:46,900 --> 00:14:48,700 Hannah Grimes, Mr. Garrick, sir. 108 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:52,320 I was runner -up for Miss Chattanooga Falls. 109 00:14:53,620 --> 00:14:59,720 And I played the lead in a 1968 Civic Light Opera performance, Carousel. 110 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:04,740 And I was second -best dart thrower in the... 111 00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:11,800 1916. Hannah Grimes. Not a bad American homespun grassroots name. 112 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I like it. 113 00:15:14,860 --> 00:15:16,060 Yes, that's good. 114 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:20,880 Of course, you realize dart throwing and beauty contests hardly put you in line 115 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:26,200 for the kind of abuse, both moral and physical, you may experience here in 116 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:27,200 Hollywood. 117 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,200 You've got to be very careful who you confide in. 118 00:15:39,370 --> 00:15:44,050 Not everybody can be trusted to respect your rights as Miss Barrett, or for that 119 00:15:44,050 --> 00:15:44,909 matter, myself. 120 00:15:44,910 --> 00:15:47,630 The important thing is, what have you done in films? 121 00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:52,030 Well, well, I'm not Mr. 122 00:15:52,270 --> 00:15:57,450 Garrick. I just got picked up by Miss... She means she's new to films, Chief. 123 00:15:58,270 --> 00:16:00,010 A novice, you might say. 124 00:16:01,890 --> 00:16:03,250 But very willing. 125 00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,610 Very anxious to please. 126 00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:09,200 If you know what I mean. 127 00:16:19,820 --> 00:16:21,320 Hannah's gonna be just great. 128 00:16:22,460 --> 00:16:25,200 Why don't I leave you two alone? 129 00:16:25,900 --> 00:16:27,340 We can get better acquainted. 130 00:16:32,860 --> 00:16:34,600 What do you want me to do, Mr. Garrett? 131 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,500 Well, it depends on what you do best, young lady. 132 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,000 How old are you, Hannah, anyway? 133 00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:44,440 Fourteen. 134 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:50,200 Mom says I should tell everybody I'm eighteen, though, because I'm awful big 135 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,200 my age. 136 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:54,920 You sure are big. Mighty big, Hannah. 137 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:56,900 Now let's get down to business. 138 00:16:57,340 --> 00:17:01,980 I think you're going to play the part of an Indian squaw, and since they wore 139 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,720 rather brief costumes... I know. 140 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,829 I know. Miss Barrett said that... Probably the first thing you'd want to 141 00:17:08,829 --> 00:17:09,829 see my body. 142 00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:14,089 I got nice tits. 143 00:17:14,910 --> 00:17:16,730 At least my pa always used to think so. 144 00:17:17,410 --> 00:17:18,650 They used to suck on. 145 00:17:20,589 --> 00:17:23,109 I guess that's why they're so big. 146 00:17:24,589 --> 00:17:27,390 That new bra really itches my skin bad. 147 00:17:28,170 --> 00:17:30,810 I don't like to wear anything at all underneath my dress. 148 00:17:33,590 --> 00:17:35,250 These bikini pants fit too. 149 00:17:37,200 --> 00:17:38,200 I think that skin should breathe. 150 00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:43,160 It's a crime to keep it all confined and underneath all kinds of stuff. 151 00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:44,660 It's not natural. 152 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,480 I don't think people ought to wear any clothes at all. 153 00:17:51,060 --> 00:17:52,360 Do you, Mr. Garrick? 154 00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:59,140 No, well, yes, perhaps later tonight, maybe. 155 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,280 Mom always said I had beautiful pins. 156 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:05,440 There's a... 157 00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:08,170 Awful lot of bowlers at home this time. 158 00:18:09,650 --> 00:18:11,210 Like to spread my pen. 159 00:18:11,970 --> 00:18:13,490 Quite a few that make strikes. 160 00:18:14,170 --> 00:18:15,230 If you know what I mean. 161 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:16,930 What do you think, Mr. Garrett? 162 00:18:17,210 --> 00:18:23,990 Well, I... I don't know. I'm a pretty good bowler 163 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:29,950 myself. If I do... Want to see my better fly, Mr. Garrett? 164 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,620 Yes, I mean, what do you mean, a butterfly? 165 00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,720 My butterfly, right here on my thigh. 166 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,280 Oh. Isn't it pretty? 167 00:18:44,720 --> 00:18:45,940 It's my birthmark. 168 00:18:46,660 --> 00:18:51,200 Boys down home used to make bets on who'd be the first to make my butterfly 169 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:56,240 No, no, it can't be happening. 170 00:18:56,800 --> 00:18:59,940 I've read about it in books and dime novels. 171 00:19:00,560 --> 00:19:02,900 I've dreamed about it. 172 00:19:04,080 --> 00:19:06,560 It never really happened. Not to me. Not for real. 173 00:19:07,040 --> 00:19:11,580 I do believe you're talking to yourself. 174 00:19:13,700 --> 00:19:16,360 And you're sweating, too. 175 00:19:17,140 --> 00:19:19,440 Yeah. Poor baby. 176 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,780 Had a hard day, haven't you? 177 00:19:26,840 --> 00:19:29,780 Yeah. A real hard day. 178 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:31,680 I can feel it. 179 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:49,420 Oh, God damn, son. 180 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:50,740 It feels good. 181 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:01,080 Does Big Daddy want something soothing to suck on, huh? 182 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:03,240 Mm -hmm. That's right. 183 00:20:03,460 --> 00:20:05,640 Take it in your mouth and suck it, baby. 184 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:07,080 Yeah. 185 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,760 What? 186 00:20:09,020 --> 00:20:13,980 I bet if little Hannah spread her legs really big and wide, Big Daddy'd have 187 00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:16,300 something hard and round to put inside. 188 00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:17,639 Wouldn't he? 189 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:18,640 Huh, baby? 190 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,020 You want to? 191 00:20:21,340 --> 00:20:22,340 Oh, 192 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:36,940 yes. Oh, God. Oh, 193 00:20:37,720 --> 00:20:40,580 God damn, Sam. That feels good. 194 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,690 Oh, sweet baby. 195 00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:05,270 Oh, God. 196 00:21:06,350 --> 00:21:10,850 Does Big Daddy like fucking little 14 -year -old Hannah? 197 00:21:11,090 --> 00:21:15,890 Yes. Little 14 -year -old Hannah that's going to run straight to the Hollywood 198 00:21:15,890 --> 00:21:16,930 Police Department. 199 00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:29,250 Mr. Garrick would like Miss Barrett in here with the contract, please. 200 00:21:30,190 --> 00:21:31,190 Thank you. 201 00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:34,590 Miss 202 00:21:34,590 --> 00:21:46,990 Barrett. 203 00:21:49,590 --> 00:21:55,330 Big Hollywood producer here was just showing me how he recognizes talent. 204 00:21:56,950 --> 00:21:57,950 Weren't you genius? 205 00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:05,110 Damn it, Hector. That broad can't act her way out of a paper bag. 206 00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:06,310 Oh, man, little snakes. 207 00:22:06,450 --> 00:22:09,250 Now, Fenway, let's not get overdramatic about this. 208 00:22:10,070 --> 00:22:12,750 After all, it's just another horse opera. 209 00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:15,210 Who the fuck is gonna notice? 210 00:22:15,490 --> 00:22:16,610 The Indians, damn it. 211 00:22:16,850 --> 00:22:19,850 Just for this picture, can't you give Garrick an Indian mistress? 212 00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:24,170 They ought to call this movie Two for a Buck. 213 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:26,330 Here comes the lady in question. 214 00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:27,860 Right on schedule. 215 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:36,600 Hi, gang. Hi, Vinnie. How are you all? 216 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:39,380 We all are just fine. Just fine. 217 00:22:39,780 --> 00:22:42,680 You're looking enormously well, both of you. 218 00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:44,280 You're just jealous. 219 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:45,900 Yours should be so big. 220 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:48,080 Don't I wish. Don't I wish. 221 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,500 Plastic bulbs. 222 00:22:50,120 --> 00:22:53,260 Oh, goody. Hey, where's the new leading lady? 223 00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:54,760 I heard she's sensational. 224 00:22:55,719 --> 00:22:57,580 Anson says she's a hell of an actress. 225 00:22:58,220 --> 00:23:01,480 He said they were trying to think of a new name for her. You know, something 226 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:02,480 more exotic. 227 00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:06,800 Hey, Jasper, what does the kid look like? Good heavens, who do you think I 228 00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,800 like, Criswell? 229 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,880 I don't know what she looks like. I've never seen her. 230 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:14,460 I hope she looks better than her real name, Hannah Grimes. 231 00:23:14,740 --> 00:23:16,160 Sounds dirty, doesn't it? 232 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,280 Please, Jasper, give the kid a break. She's only 18. 233 00:23:20,820 --> 00:23:23,320 If she's old enough to vote, she's old enough to know better. 234 00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:29,040 And I intend to be the first to teach you the ropes. I mean, lariats. Well, I 235 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:31,660 guess I'd better get on the horn and see where our Mr. 236 00:23:32,140 --> 00:23:34,560 Anson Garrick's new prize is hiding out. 237 00:23:35,820 --> 00:23:37,660 Excuse me, girl. 238 00:23:38,060 --> 00:23:39,360 Come on. 239 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:41,700 This way. 240 00:23:43,340 --> 00:23:44,340 No. 241 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:48,060 But she should be on her way within about an hour or so. 242 00:23:49,260 --> 00:23:51,080 They sent her to have her hair dyed. 243 00:23:52,980 --> 00:23:53,980 Yes. 244 00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:56,020 They picked a new one this time. 245 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,680 Italian name, I think. 246 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:00,800 Or is it Spanish? 247 00:24:01,880 --> 00:24:03,000 Hell, I don't know. 248 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,080 Has Garrick arrived in Italy yet? 249 00:24:06,500 --> 00:24:08,000 He's on his way to London. 250 00:24:08,660 --> 00:24:10,420 Seems the tower fell over. 251 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,580 No, not the real one, silly. 252 00:24:15,580 --> 00:24:18,040 The one they built on the Prince and the Pauper set. 253 00:24:19,100 --> 00:24:20,100 My God. 254 00:24:20,830 --> 00:24:22,910 His new bride must be furious. 255 00:24:23,590 --> 00:24:28,190 Did you know that the day they were married in Naples, he had to come home 256 00:24:28,190 --> 00:24:29,190 board meeting? 257 00:24:29,490 --> 00:24:36,010 And now, she's on her way here, and he has an emergency in Europe. Oh, my God. 258 00:24:36,650 --> 00:24:38,350 Oh, that poor little gal. 259 00:24:39,230 --> 00:24:40,490 Isn't that a riot? 260 00:24:40,810 --> 00:24:42,550 She's practically a new bride. 261 00:24:43,670 --> 00:24:46,430 She hasn't been in this country since they were first married. 262 00:24:47,070 --> 00:24:50,390 And when she finally gets her visa, they cross each other in mid -Atlantic. 263 00:24:51,250 --> 00:24:53,310 He's gonna be furious. 264 00:24:54,450 --> 00:24:57,910 Her cablegram arrived just as his plane was taken off. 265 00:24:58,470 --> 00:24:59,750 Which reminds me. 266 00:25:00,090 --> 00:25:04,350 If you see my wife, I'll bet she's fit to be tied. 267 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:06,470 Your wife? 268 00:25:07,790 --> 00:25:08,790 No. 269 00:25:09,510 --> 00:25:10,750 Agnes is fine. 270 00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:16,090 I think she's finally beginning to learn how to get along without you. 271 00:25:21,710 --> 00:25:22,950 Yes, Vinny, old boy. 272 00:25:23,950 --> 00:25:25,970 She's learning real fast. 273 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:41,350 Real fast. 274 00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:12,270 Yeah? Who is it? 275 00:28:14,550 --> 00:28:17,030 What's going on? 276 00:28:19,330 --> 00:28:20,570 Jesus Christ. 277 00:28:25,130 --> 00:28:26,130 Hello! 278 00:28:26,570 --> 00:28:27,770 Come on in. 279 00:28:29,630 --> 00:28:31,350 How come you're so late? 280 00:28:32,970 --> 00:28:34,650 Oh, your hair's all wet. 281 00:28:34,930 --> 00:28:36,390 You must be freezing. 282 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:40,200 Yes, I am very cold and very wet. 283 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,260 You must be Mr. Burns. 284 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,240 Yeah, Mr. 285 00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:50,060 Barnes. Here. 286 00:28:50,740 --> 00:28:54,580 What happened to you? I think we better get some dry clothes on you. 287 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,320 Well, what do they call you now? 288 00:28:57,060 --> 00:28:58,060 Call? 289 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:00,520 Yeah, what is your name now, Hannah? 290 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,540 Not Hannah, Carla. 291 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:07,880 I'm so cold that... Lost my suitcase on the plane. 292 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,600 Wait a minute. I'll fix you up. Don't worry. 293 00:29:14,700 --> 00:29:15,700 Desk? 294 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:19,040 Yeah. I want it single. 295 00:29:19,720 --> 00:29:20,720 Right now. 296 00:29:22,200 --> 00:29:23,200 You're kidding. 297 00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:27,360 What's the rain got to do with it? 298 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,840 Aw. 299 00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:32,840 Damn it. 300 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,260 Looks like you've got to spend the night here, sweetheart. 301 00:29:39,660 --> 00:29:41,200 Good, it's better than nothing. 302 00:29:42,660 --> 00:29:45,780 Mr. Garrett, where is he? I was told he'd be here. 303 00:29:46,180 --> 00:29:47,420 I mean, on location. 304 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:51,460 Right, right. He just had to fly off to London. 305 00:29:51,820 --> 00:29:52,820 Don't worry. 306 00:29:53,080 --> 00:29:54,400 You're in good hands. 307 00:29:55,100 --> 00:29:56,820 I'm Garrett's right -hand man. 308 00:29:58,500 --> 00:30:01,580 Here, why don't you just go in there and freshen up, okay? Go ahead. 309 00:30:08,700 --> 00:30:12,120 degree. Uh, Barnes is the name. 310 00:30:13,100 --> 00:30:17,500 Executive producer of Flagstone Films. 311 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:25,200 Mr. Anson Garrick, that big, fat, no good son of a bitch. 312 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,820 He's the biggest one of them all. 313 00:30:29,500 --> 00:30:30,500 Yeah, baby. 314 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:36,020 When he saw you, I'm sure he had something really good in mind. 315 00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:38,330 You can make book on that. 316 00:30:39,610 --> 00:30:44,010 Boy, you're going to look great in buckskins, kiddo. 317 00:30:45,250 --> 00:30:51,150 Well, if I have to wear what you call buckskins, I might as well get used to 318 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,150 idea. 319 00:30:56,950 --> 00:31:00,210 Anyway, I never wear anything to bed. 320 00:31:01,430 --> 00:31:03,090 Yeah, yeah, that's right. 321 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:08,200 Wow. Skin must have freedom to breathe, don't you think? 322 00:31:10,060 --> 00:31:13,360 What I wouldn't give to be a goose pimple. 323 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:18,400 Why, you are absolutely gorgeous. 324 00:31:19,660 --> 00:31:23,920 Old Garrett sure does know how to do a good casting job, I'll say that. 325 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:26,660 I've got to take my hat off to him. 326 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:29,440 He sure does know how to pick them. 327 00:31:29,780 --> 00:31:32,380 For now, you could make me feel more at home. 328 00:31:34,380 --> 00:31:35,580 I'm still cold. 329 00:31:36,580 --> 00:31:38,340 Which side of the bed do I get? 330 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:40,660 Well, here. 331 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:43,620 You get here, and I'll just sleep down at the end of the bed, okay? 332 00:31:55,840 --> 00:32:00,000 Is this the quickest way to make it in the film business, Mr. Barnes? 333 00:32:02,090 --> 00:32:03,610 Don't worry about that. 334 00:32:04,650 --> 00:32:06,490 You've already got the job. 335 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:12,990 I was promised fringe benefits. 336 00:32:13,750 --> 00:32:15,130 Are you one of them? 337 00:32:16,430 --> 00:32:21,010 Well, that depends on the way you look at it. 338 00:32:22,350 --> 00:32:24,050 Why, is my fringe showing? 339 00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:28,050 No, but something else is. 340 00:32:30,960 --> 00:32:32,940 You are a big producer. 341 00:32:34,260 --> 00:32:35,700 Aren't you, Mr. Burns? 342 00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,000 It's Barnes. 343 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:42,540 Would you teach a beginner how to make it in the business? 344 00:32:45,060 --> 00:32:48,040 Well, anything for art. 345 00:32:49,340 --> 00:32:53,160 Besides, I owe it to Flagstone Film. 346 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:06,550 being a star. 347 00:33:08,770 --> 00:33:13,790 No doubt about it. 348 00:33:19,070 --> 00:33:20,330 You've got enthusiasm. 349 00:33:24,270 --> 00:33:26,750 Is it the right thing, Phil? 350 00:33:28,270 --> 00:33:29,790 As far as I'm concerned. 351 00:33:37,610 --> 00:33:39,210 He's going to drive them wild this time. 352 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:15,920 Tastes so good. 353 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,520 Wow. 354 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:12,020 They teach you girls in Europe. 355 00:35:14,140 --> 00:35:16,620 It looks like they don't teach people in America. 356 00:43:48,900 --> 00:43:52,020 And I thought Lassie was hard to handle. 357 00:43:58,180 --> 00:43:59,178 But Mr. 358 00:43:59,180 --> 00:44:03,800 Garrick, I tell you, Hannah Crimes, or whatever her new name is, hasn't been to 359 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:04,800 the location yet. 360 00:44:05,380 --> 00:44:09,960 I'm at the motel now, and nobody knows where she is. The last we heard, she was 361 00:44:09,960 --> 00:44:10,960 under the hair dryer. 362 00:44:11,880 --> 00:44:14,180 No, B has no idea. 363 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:16,089 Damn it! 364 00:44:16,090 --> 00:44:19,450 Everybody seems to be missing. I finally get to Rome and Mrs. Garrick's already 365 00:44:19,450 --> 00:44:20,710 flown back to the U .S. 366 00:44:23,830 --> 00:44:24,970 Yes, I heard. 367 00:44:25,230 --> 00:44:26,230 That's too bad. 368 00:44:26,530 --> 00:44:30,330 I tried to phone Mrs. Garrick at your home, but Jarvis hasn't heard from her 369 00:44:30,330 --> 00:44:31,330 either. 370 00:44:31,930 --> 00:44:32,930 No? 371 00:44:33,750 --> 00:44:36,410 Anyway, he expects you to arrive tomorrow. 372 00:44:37,130 --> 00:44:40,590 Well, everything will be straightened out by tomorrow, I suppose. Oh, by the 373 00:44:40,590 --> 00:44:43,230 way, how's Vincent's latest turkey coming along? 374 00:44:43,950 --> 00:44:44,950 The picture? 375 00:44:45,370 --> 00:44:46,830 Oh, fine, just fine. 376 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:52,790 We had some technical difficulties yesterday, but everything should be 377 00:44:52,790 --> 00:44:54,130 straightened out. 378 00:44:55,010 --> 00:44:56,010 Yes? 379 00:44:56,590 --> 00:44:58,310 Okay, thank you, Mr. Garrick. 380 00:44:58,590 --> 00:44:59,590 Bye. 381 00:45:03,730 --> 00:45:07,410 You got it straightened out, baby. You really got it straightened out. 382 00:45:30,760 --> 00:45:33,980 don't mean to tell me our leading lady has finally arrived. 383 00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:41,640 Oh, great white father who maketh the bread from grains of rice, with a 384 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:43,120 little help from his brother -in -law. 385 00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:46,860 What miracle hast thou wrought this day? 386 00:45:47,420 --> 00:45:48,920 Where is the little lady? 387 00:45:49,460 --> 00:45:54,360 As Fenway would say, weans have a hankering to see the little filly. 388 00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:08,120 Look, I now have the great honor of introducing Mr. 389 00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:14,000 Anson Garrick's newest find, the most sensational discovery since Theda Berra, 390 00:46:14,140 --> 00:46:16,620 Carla Montego! 391 00:46:17,900 --> 00:46:20,480 You're embarrassing me. I hope I'll be good. 392 00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:23,640 You've already proven how good you are. 393 00:46:24,060 --> 00:46:25,920 Now let's see if you can act. 394 00:47:18,110 --> 00:47:20,730 Great. She was just sensational. 395 00:47:21,170 --> 00:47:23,190 Oh, what a fine. 396 00:47:23,550 --> 00:47:24,550 What verve. 397 00:47:24,990 --> 00:47:26,130 She's a real fine. 398 00:47:28,010 --> 00:47:31,570 I hate to admit it, but I think Anson has really come up with a winner this 399 00:47:31,570 --> 00:47:32,570 time. 400 00:47:32,870 --> 00:47:34,490 I'm not even mad at Vinnie. 401 00:47:35,690 --> 00:47:40,470 After all, who can blame a man for falling for that gorgeous hunk of woman? 402 00:47:40,730 --> 00:47:41,730 Absolutely. 403 00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:45,380 Maggie, you're such a sweetheart. If I was a man, I'd marry you. 404 00:47:47,380 --> 00:47:49,180 Who's the new girl with B? 405 00:47:56,380 --> 00:47:57,380 I don't know. 406 00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:00,940 Hi, B. 407 00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,360 Hi. 408 00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:07,960 Hector, I've got a surprise for you. 409 00:48:23,050 --> 00:48:26,010 Are you Mr. Jasper of Buffaloes Run Red? 410 00:48:28,870 --> 00:48:29,870 No. 411 00:48:30,390 --> 00:48:33,790 But I am the director of Red Run the Buffaloes. 412 00:48:36,970 --> 00:48:40,130 After all, we're not bloody communists. 413 00:48:40,970 --> 00:48:42,190 Come in, dear. 414 00:48:42,810 --> 00:48:43,810 Come in. 415 00:48:45,690 --> 00:48:47,090 What did you say your name was? 416 00:48:48,230 --> 00:48:49,970 My real one or my phony one? 417 00:48:51,790 --> 00:48:52,810 Take your choice. 418 00:48:53,050 --> 00:48:54,250 What do I care? 419 00:48:54,790 --> 00:48:56,470 You ought to, Buster. 420 00:48:56,870 --> 00:48:58,790 She's your new leading lady. 421 00:49:00,370 --> 00:49:01,370 Oh. 422 00:49:02,990 --> 00:49:03,990 Hmm. 423 00:49:04,410 --> 00:49:10,150 Meet Lucretia Fellini, otherwise known in Chattanooga Falls as Hannah Grimes. 424 00:49:10,630 --> 00:49:15,290 I finally found her on Venice Pier living with a bunch of hippies in a 425 00:49:15,330 --> 00:49:17,030 New hairdo and all. 426 00:49:17,890 --> 00:49:20,170 Then who is Carlo Montego? 427 00:49:20,830 --> 00:49:21,830 Who? 428 00:49:22,610 --> 00:49:24,650 Gee, that means they're familiar. 429 00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:28,810 Hey, anybody got a joint? 430 00:49:30,910 --> 00:49:33,550 And all Lassie ever wanted was a bone. 431 00:49:34,390 --> 00:49:35,990 So, I'll take a bone. 432 00:49:38,030 --> 00:49:42,890 And so, lover boy, it appears you have some explaining to do. 433 00:49:43,190 --> 00:49:45,510 Yeah, Buster, what's the story? 434 00:49:46,330 --> 00:49:49,570 Honest, kids, I'll be damned if I know. 435 00:49:50,730 --> 00:49:54,850 I just thought Carla was the new leading lady Anson hired in Europe. 436 00:49:55,170 --> 00:49:59,810 Well, you're looking at her right now, in the flesh, at a cost of 1 ,500 437 00:49:59,810 --> 00:50:03,870 smackaroos weekly, son, whether you like it or not. 438 00:50:04,690 --> 00:50:06,810 1 ,600 a week? 439 00:50:07,150 --> 00:50:08,670 I'm only getting 500. 440 00:50:09,290 --> 00:50:12,050 So that's your game, Madam Queen. 441 00:50:12,470 --> 00:50:18,250 Well, I... I... Well, a girl can't get by on 10 % these days. 442 00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:20,240 Have a heart, Finny. 443 00:50:20,700 --> 00:50:21,700 Shit. 444 00:50:22,080 --> 00:50:24,700 I should sweat it so you can be rich. 445 00:50:25,000 --> 00:50:27,140 You money -grabbing dyke. 446 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:29,040 Yeah. 447 00:50:29,780 --> 00:50:31,900 Well, now I've got half the story. 448 00:50:32,460 --> 00:50:34,240 It was your idea in the first place. 449 00:50:35,180 --> 00:50:37,620 You wanted me to frame Garrick into getting the part. 450 00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:41,800 Well, who's that girl in the bathroom? 451 00:50:44,720 --> 00:50:45,720 You mean me? 452 00:50:47,180 --> 00:50:49,520 Miss Barrett can give you the answer to that. 453 00:50:51,860 --> 00:50:52,940 Oh, my God. 454 00:50:54,160 --> 00:50:55,160 Can't be. 455 00:50:56,900 --> 00:50:59,100 Mrs. Anson Garrick. 456 00:51:00,340 --> 00:51:01,840 Carla Montego. 457 00:51:02,800 --> 00:51:05,840 You remember, we met in Italy last year. 458 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,760 I was bored then. 459 00:51:08,320 --> 00:51:09,380 I'm not now. 460 00:51:13,300 --> 00:51:16,060 Now I've found what I want, and I'm not letting him go. 461 00:51:18,570 --> 00:51:20,690 Suppose we make a deal, Mrs. Garrick. 462 00:51:22,330 --> 00:51:26,110 We'll keep your secret if you keep ours. 463 00:51:28,390 --> 00:51:32,850 And for a weekly salary increase, 464 00:51:33,190 --> 00:51:40,070 Mr. Barnes, I suggest we 465 00:51:40,070 --> 00:51:42,850 all have a party to celebrate our merger. 466 00:51:45,430 --> 00:51:46,790 I'll drink to that. 467 00:51:47,370 --> 00:51:49,770 Okay, one drink coming up. 468 00:51:52,210 --> 00:51:53,290 Pour me another. 469 00:51:54,290 --> 00:51:55,790 Here you go, me and partner. 470 00:51:56,330 --> 00:52:01,090 Okay. Well, I think that we ought to get comfortable. 471 00:52:03,050 --> 00:52:04,050 We could. 472 00:52:06,510 --> 00:52:08,310 Has anybody got a joint? 473 00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:13,530 Yes, yes. 474 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:17,380 I've got one you can suck on and get high. 475 00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:20,640 No, sir. 476 00:52:21,300 --> 00:52:23,260 From now on, that's reserved. 477 00:52:23,720 --> 00:52:24,980 No posters allowed. 478 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,300 Come on, girls. 479 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:33,680 I'll take your minds off a joint and really send you into orbit. 480 00:52:35,220 --> 00:52:39,300 Well, Mama told me there was going to be nights like this. 481 00:52:40,420 --> 00:52:42,060 I'll tell you what, Butch. 482 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:44,460 A thousand bucks a week, you'd better eat good. 483 00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:48,860 Residual benefits. 484 00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:55,700 Remember the words of the great prophet, little Hannah. 485 00:52:59,160 --> 00:53:01,820 If you can't join them, lick them. 486 00:53:06,780 --> 00:53:07,860 Yeah, sure. 487 00:53:43,770 --> 00:53:44,770 Give me some of that. 488 00:58:22,220 --> 00:58:23,220 Oh. 489 00:59:48,839 --> 00:59:49,980 Mother boy. 490 00:59:51,520 --> 00:59:57,300 What you gorgeous, luscious, sexy little hussy that I'm crazy about? 491 00:59:57,720 --> 01:00:03,000 What is it? Did you tell your wife you... Do you... You know? 492 01:00:03,500 --> 01:00:06,000 Shooting my location is useful. 493 01:00:06,440 --> 01:00:08,120 Wrecking my ass off. 494 01:00:10,160 --> 01:00:11,600 Correction, mother boy. 495 01:00:15,820 --> 01:00:16,820 on location.